PC: Sheila

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That's the spirit! Come one, I'll show you how to work the machine.

[Well. Sheila says this, but then there is suddenly a shower of stardust raining down on them? Oops. So, that happened.]

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[Oh. Estelle can't help but look sympathetic.]

That poor woman...

Were you able to do something to help her after all?

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... Yeah. I did do something to help her. [She smiles, just a little.] I tracked down her shitty waste of space ex-husband and got her cat back.

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That's great!

It sounds like you were the right person to come to, after all.

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Well, I couldn't just sit back and watch that fucker totally destroy her self-esteem.

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Right!

What was all of that about faith, though? [She remembers the guestbook...] ... Did you really start a religion?

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... Yeahhhh, my neighbor's ex-girlfriend is convinced I was chosen by god to do his work? And then she told her church friends all about it.

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Oh... that sounds like an awkward situation...

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Super awkward. Don't get me wrong, I'm goddess material. But I'm no god. I don't even go to church on Sundays and the only thing I believe in enough to put my faith in is winging it.