10. You open the door and find yourself standing on a seemingly endless road of rainbow loops around in dazzling colors with no barriers in sight. It’s live and die gloriously on the Rainbow Road out here, binches. A huge variety of vehicles are lined up: go-karts, bikes, pick-up trucks, a very confused horse, motorcycles, etc. It seems like someone making this might not be super familiar with your concept here, but is trying hard. As you start driving around it, you can race your fellows in good sport (or bad sport) - there’s friendly signage posted to see how many laps you’ve done, and countdown timers, all the things you’d expect. Unfortunately you’ll find each one of these vehicles is increasingly hard to control, and it might just send you careening off the edge and into endless space … and down … and down … it seems there’s no one to fish you out of it. You get the feeling that you will have to race to get out of here. If you fall, you will fall for an exceedingly long time, feeling as though someone is laughing at you, before you find yourself back in the hallway, disoriented and sore, as if you've just been in an accident - although there is no physical injury on you. If you somehow manage to win your race without falling, you will find yourself out in the hallway again, a little disoriented but vaguely prideful. If you lose your race without falling, you find yourself out in the hallway again, disoriented and motion sick. Only four minutes have passed.
[ it's time for go-kart racing... on Rainbow Road... sylvain looks extremely unsettled by their surroundings, and also by the contraption he's in. is this... space...???? ]
We're seriously supposed to follow this track...?
[ UNSURE HOW THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DO ANY OF THOSE LOOP?? what the hell is that super improbable gap in the middle of the track with a ramp leading into nothing??? ]
Uh, have you got any idea how this thing even works?
[ he tentatively tests the steering wheel and pedals, and yelps when the go-kart immediately lurches backwards ]
W1 / Monday / Doors
We're seriously supposed to follow this track...?
[ UNSURE HOW THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DO ANY OF THOSE LOOP?? what the hell is that super improbable gap in the middle of the track with a ramp leading into nothing??? ]
Uh, have you got any idea how this thing even works?
[ he tentatively tests the steering wheel and pedals, and yelps when the go-kart immediately lurches backwards ]